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Pick Up Lines – Page 5
You must be a campfire, Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. What should we do with their money?
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?
Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner? Just smile for yes, or do a backflip/somersault/counter-spin gymnastics combination for no.
Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Want a raisin? No? Well how about a date?
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I want our love to be like the number pi, Irrational and never ending.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.