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Pick Up Lines – Page 3
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty
I’ve never kissed a pretty girl before, so I’m just gonna go for it.
You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
I have rare tropical disease, and if I don’t have sex in the next 30 minutes, ill die. Will you save me?
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.