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Pick Up Lines

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Are you a beaver? Cause damn.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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